One of my favorite things to do is check the stats page where I can see what people Google to get to my blog. Here are some of the best:

I miss you baby

I miss you, too.

Picnic people

Was this person wondering what people on a picnic look like? Why not just go to a park? Because you won’t find any picnic people – or people picnics – here.

Blue french bulldog

THEY COME IN BLUE????!

Macaron fail

Whatever. It happens. Way to bring up bad memories.

“Ride on my foot”

I hope this doesn’t have a dirty meaning because if it does…ew.

Jeans jacket for cat

Meow.

Pepperoni calzones

When have I ever made (or mentioned) calzones? Confused.

Pregnant sea monkey

Yup.

How can I convince my boyfriend to learn CPR

Couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Person eating oreo

You found it. Probably relates to my number one fave search term…

Sad ugly face

Truth hurts.